Distilled Water/Urine Therapy Gobbledygook

I received a letter (posted below) from a good buddy about  “Health Breakthrough: Distilled Water & Urine Therapy”, and was forced to put on my curmudgeon hat to respond.  I thought that it was worth sharing here, so here it is:

First off, let me say that I do not have an argument with the possibility that urine therapy may be useful.  I have talked to people who swear by it, and give subjective evidence that it is useful to them.  Is that just the result of an expectation?  I don’t know.  I have read some material about it.  I do not know if urine therapy is useful, or is not.  I am open to it being so.

I also am very familiar with the concepts and practice of homeopathy, in which the vibrations of water are changed by the remedies added to the water, and the manipulation (sucussion, dilution) of the water.  The vibration of the remedy is potentized in the water, and the potentized water affects the body. I think that if urine therapy does anything beneficial, it must be through an action similar to that of homeopathy.  But, that is not what this letter said.

What I have problems with is when people say things that are blatantly false, or which violate accepted scientific understanding and concepts, and they make no attempt to say why what they say is true, and what the world says is false.  I mean, if you say that the world is flat, or that toads fly, give some evidence that it is so before you just expect us to believe such a wild assertion.  This boggles credulity, and generally it says to me that these people are either fools, or ignoramuses, or at the least, extremely poor teachers and expositors of the truth as they understand it.

I also have problems when people use terms in a way contrary to the generally accepted use of the word, and then expect you to follow blindly along the false path that they have just taken you on.  For example, “In the Ascension, we will have 12 strands of DNA”.  “And our DNA will be changed from organic to crystalline.”  Oh, really?  So, nice 2-stranded chromosomes are going to be turned into 12-stranded chromosomal octopi?  How will that work?  Oh, and CRYSTALLINE octopi, to boot?  Or is it that the double helix turns into a dodecihelix?  And just how do our ribosomes read that, to transcribe the encoded genome into proteins?  And how does our DNA replication work, then?  Has anyone ever SEEN or MODELED or even IMAGINED the shape of DNA as a 12-stranded macromolecule?

But then they expect you to swallow the whopper whole, without explanation, and they lead you, pied-piper like, down the merry path to mental destruction.

So, I will point out some of the fallacies which I see in your letter.  But, let’s first look at some definitions:

 Distilled water:  what does the word “Distilled” mean?  It means boiled to a vapor, and then condensed back into liquid, leaving many of the less volatile impurities behind.

Demineralized water:  Water which has had most of the minerals, especially calcium, magnesium, and sodium, removed, usually by a physical process like reverse osmosis, or with an absorptive resin, like in a water softener.

Reverse Osmosis:  The process of forcing a fluid through a semipermeable membrane, which allows the fluid to pass through, but restricts the passage of the dissolved minerals or other contaminants.

Organic:  Means containing carbon.  Organic chemistry refers to the chemistry of carbon compounds.  If you are using another definition of this word, in chemistry or physiology, please tell us what you mean!

OK, now let’s look at what you say, using these words:

There are 4 types of distilled water one can consume:

  1. Artificial – Distiller machine

  2. Water in fruits and vegetables

  3. Water in our bodies (urine) – THIS IS THE BEST WITH QUICKEST RESULTS.

  4. Distilled Water created from nature (rain water & dew) – NOT MINERAL SPRING WATER.

I find it interesting that they did not include bottled water, tap water, or lake water as “distilled water”.  I mean, let’s face it, lake water is probably a lot more “distilled” than urine is!!!  Unless their magic code word “distilled” actually means something else, which I won’t guess at at this time.

The only two of these which can be construed in any way to actually be distilled are #1 and #4.  Water in fruits and vegetables is NOT in any conceivable way distilled.  It is contaminated with sugars and proteins and minerals and starches and lots of other things.  How can this be called distilled????

And “URINE is DISTILLED”?  What kind of fluoride are YOU taking????  Urine is CONCENTRATED METABOLIC WASTE!!!  It is Concentrated Toxins!   It is the very OPPOSITE of distilled!!!!

Next weird, illogical and/or patently false statement:

The truth is distilled water leaches the body of “inorganic minerals but not organic minerals” which is exactly what the body needs.

Ok, so by minerals, I assume that you are talking about metals like calcium, zinc, iron, magnesium, potassium, right?  Well, which of these minerals contain carbon, as is the definition of “organic”?  The answer:  NONE OF THEM!!!  What then, is the meaning of the above statement?  It has no meaning, as far as I can tell.

There is another possible meaning of the term “organic minerals”, which is that the minerals may be chelated (attached) to an organic (carbon containing) molecule, such as citrate, aspartate, malate, or another organic acid or amino acid.   Minerals are better absorbed through the gut wall into the bloodstream if they are chelated like this.  But, does “distilled water” change the way that such chelated minerals are treated by the body, as opposed to “nondistilled water”?  No.  water is water.  The body does not handle the water molecules in your expensive bottled water any differently than it does the water molecules in the tap water, or the water molecules in your bloodstream.  The only difference is the presence of other materials (solutes, contaminants, toxins, whatever you want to call them) in one source vs another.

To tell the truth, when I read obvious disinformation like this, it makes me consider whether the whole cult which produces this material is not a consciously created program to dumb us down and teach us to accept things as true, but which are patently false.  Or, it may be a plan to discredit the final claim (urine being a health stimulating substance) in the mind of anyone with any tiny degree of knowledge of physiology, by giving only gobsmackingly false statements of “fact” as support for the conclusion.  Like saying:  Toads have wings, and birds are toads, so therefore, birds can fly!  The corollaries are so unthinkably incorrect that no one with a thinking, logical mind would even consider that the conclusion might actually be true.

Let me open to another possibility which perhaps is the intention of this type of article.  That is, that “as a human being sensitive to energy, I perceive a difference between the way this kind of water feels in my body, or when I drink it, as opposed to the way I feel when I drink THAT kind of water.”  Ok, that may be true.  It may be that there is an ENERGETIC or VIBRATIONAL or possibly STRUCTURAL (a la Patrick Flanigan) difference in the different types of water.  It is possible that water passed thru biodynamic flow forms is energized in a way which makes it different than water from a pipe.  That may be true.  But if that is what you mean, THEN SAY THAT!  Say what you mean!  Don’t try to turn your subjective, intuitive sense of a difference into a scientific, measurable, difference, by lying about it, just because you think that using scientific words (which you obviously know very little about) makes your subjective understanding more acceptable.  Lying is lying.  Falsehood is falsehood.  Saying that a toad is a bird does not make it so, and saying that urine is somehow “distilled water” does not MAKE urine into distilled water.



From: The Big Guy
Sent: Friday, January 18, 2013 9:54 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Knowledge is Power (Health Breakthrough: Distilled Water & Urine Therapy)

Hello Everyone,

For those of you who are health conscious, the below video is strongly recommended.  The topic is DISTILLED WATER and/or URINE THERAPY.

This actually is the fountain of youth.  The cabal has put out propaganda that distilled water leaches the body of minerals.  But the “trickery” and “slight of hand” is their claim fails to distinguish between organic and inorganic minerals.  The truth is distilled water leaches the body of “inorganic minerals but not organic minerals” which is exactly what the body needs.

Secondly, the volume of water is very important.  For an average person we need to be consuming 1 gallon of distilled/urine water per day, to create the river flowing threw our body effect.  When this happens miracles and age reversal starts happen such as:  white hair turning dark again, bald spots filling in, increase in energy, intense detoxification of heavy medals and all forms of toxins, healing of cancers and debilitating diseases.

There are 4 types of distilled water one can consume:

  1. Artificial – Distiller machine
  2. Water in fruits and vegetables
  3. Water in our bodies (urine) – THIS IS THE BEST WITH QUICKEST RESULTS.
  4. Distilled Water created from nature (rain water & dew) – NOT MINERAL SPRING WATER.

Below is a 15 min video that gives a very good overview of this super important health topic that I want to create conscious awareness of, which is why I’m sending this email out.

I’m 100% certain the dark cabal who runs this planet does NOT WANT THE SHEEPLE to find this information out…..because it does everything opposed to what they are aiming for.  Specifically, it heals, raises conscious awareness, it slows and may even reverse the aging process, which in turn means:  many less people needing medical attention, pharmaceutical drugs, awake and aware physically, mentally and spiritually, healthy and vibrant.

Here it is! The Secret to the Fountain of Youth…In our Aquarian time, the knowledge is freely available to us now, at our fingertips….


Blessings, The Big Guy

P.S. Below is a PROTOCOL for any of you out there who have any sort of physical ailment worth your consideration…..


Understand that diagnosis is no longer necessary and the protocol is exactly the same for all serious illnesses.

The following is the highest-speed, Aquarian Protocol, in which cancers and tumors, for instance, are usually totally destroyed without a trace within 2-4 weeks…

Fast while drinking all of your Urine, except for a once a day pint (1/2ltr) set aside to be used for a daily, full body rubdown. If desired, also consume the Purest, Distilled Water which is available.

If the person with the illness does not wish to drink Urine, then…

Fast while drinking at least a gallon a day (4ltrs) up to 1.5 gallons per day (6ltrs) of any desired combination of Raw, Living Juices and the Purest, Distilled Water available.

You can expect the exact same victory, but these waters are not as finely distilled as Urine and it will take approximately 2-3 times longer for completion.

If the person with the illness does not wish to Fast, then…

Drink any combination of the Pure, Distilled Waters in the same volume, and know that completion will take longer, and the extra length is determined by how healthy the diet is.


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